Chappaqua, NY - (Ass Mess): Grandees of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones have issued a major disaster warning to Hillary Clinton ahead of the 40th anniversary of Bobby Kennedy's assassination this Friday.
Warren Commision-testifying veteran Bonesmen say that the defeated Democratic nomination wannabe may have unleashed a karmic knee-jerk reaction after her dumb remarks last week.
"We all remember my husband didn't wrap up the nomination in '92 until the 24th anniversary of Bobby Kennedy's death in California," Clinton commented enigmatically in reference to Bill's triumph.
The RFK assassination investigation was, like JFK's before it, shrouded in disinformation, ambiguity and endless cover-ups about the actual whereabouts of George Bush Senior, George Bush Junior and their accomplice John McCain.
Many believe that Bill Clinton's own whereabouts on the day of the shooting should have been put under the microscope a lot more rigorously.
"He's always been a bit of a Godfather to me," was the 42nd US president's defining comment about George Bush Senior last year.
Dick Cheney is a lying bastard.
