Written by queen mudder

Friday, 9 May 2008

image for Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong
Looks a dear ringer for a Bush family member

Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into a makeshift bong.

Local police sergeant John Chomiak said today: "We can only speculate 'bout what goes on in the criminal mind."

He then hurriedly backtracked and admitted the local police department had already got a full statement from President Bush about his thoughts on the incident.

Not much is known about the body or the coffin which was found in a remote corner of the 1,500 acre ranch.

A full exhumation has been ordered and an autopsy report will appear later.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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