In a recent interview, Mrs. George W. Bush admitted that she routinely carries out her duties as First Lady in a disheveled, filthy state.
The first lady explained that she declines ever to bathe; that she carries a deep, abiding and cringing dislike for poor people; that she wondered what kind of giddy dunce she was involved with within minutes of marrying George W. and that she feels nothing but disdain for Bush and America.
"I'm really more a Stepford Wife than anything else" she said. "I mean, just look at my eyes, you can tell something is drastically wrong.
"Plus I'm the perfect beard. When Georgie got out of that Christian reprogramming camp that turns gays straight and finds them wives I was ready and willing!
"And my two daughters -- just look at the insane little sluts. What kind of offspring would you expect an MKUltra-programmed sex-slave mind-kontrol courier to have?
"Besides all that I got a pass on killing my boyfriend years ago! Hah!"
