Obama Yells at Hillary and Bitch Slaps Bill Clinton

Written by Fish

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

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Another Confrontation

(Raleigh NC) Obama and the Clinton family again met by chance. This time they ran into each other in the lobby of the Raleigh Hilton. Obama was eager to continue the 'discussion' he had last week in Indiana with Hillary. Luckily, no press was around to witness the conversation except TheSpoof.com, who weren't really there either.

"Yo white beeyatch, whatcha doin' down here! Y'all trippin' if you plannin' on livin' at the White House." Obama said to Hillary. "Why don'ts you and Snow White (Chelsea) and The Pillsberry Doughboy (Bill) get your white asses back to New Jack City. Y'all ain't gonna win and y'all know it. Now get your big fat ass in your big fat pantsuit outta my sight."

Bill Clinton face turned purple with rage and he wagged a finger in the Illinois Senator's face. "No one talks like that to my wife except me; do you understand me!" he shouted.

Obama bitch slapped the elderly ex-president and he fell to the floor.

"Hey yo white-o! Y'all just an old white man now; I can beat the shee-it out of yo if I wants. And yo' ain't the first black president. I is. And I gonna be. And Wonder Bread, if y'all wag your finger in my face again, I am gonna bite it off."

Hillary then helped Bill off the floor and they went to their separate bedrooms in the hotel.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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