Supreme Court Declares the Word "GAY" Means "Happy"!

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Saturday, 22 September 2007

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Supreme Court: Gay means "Happy" not a sexual preference.

Supremo El Courto, USA - Today the U.S. Supreme Court, in a 4 to 3 ruling, determined that the word "Gay" means "happy" and does not have any sex preferential meanings what-so-ever.

President Bush was quoted as saying, "This is a great relief to me, I've been gay for years and was afraid to admit it. Laura is gay, Dad is gay, Jeb is gay, Cheney is gay, the whole damned Bush family is gay!!"

The Rainbow Coalition issued the following statement, "We respectfully disagree with today's Supreme Court ruling and will fight to see it overturned. The word "Gay" shall not be tarnished by people diminishing its already perverted meaning, but taking it back to its roots.

The Supreme Court is said to next be taking up the word "Liberal", which back in the 1800s had a much more conservative meaning.

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