Steingrabber Conjoined Twins and Their Children's Crusade

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 30 April 2008

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Hank and Hal the Steingrabber conjoined twins have been trying to launch the latest New York Yankee World Series effort like the desperate war wagers of the past.

Medieval kings sent children on their crusades to recapture the Middle East from the Arab people who already lived there. Kurt Vonnegut, who witnessed the WWII children's crusade and immortalized it in his classic, Slaughterhouse Five knew nothing of the Bush Iraqi debacle.

Here war is fought by child criminals and high school drop outs against terrorist, Shiite, Sunni and innumerable cult child jihadis.

The Steingrabbers are going on the cheap within their 200 million dollar budget and trying to run a pitchinf staff with the children's crusade of Hughes-less (0-6) and Kan't- edy. Semi-youthful owners and their near juvenile GM seem to believe in youth and must soon learn to live with losing!

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