Written by Sophie Jayne

Tuesday, 29 April 2008

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Harmless fun got Radcliffe a offical warning.

Yesterday Millionaire Daniel Jacob Radcliffe (who by the way is 1st in the under 30s British rich list) was given an official warning from Shark Powton the owner of the 'Poof' club, that Radcliffe belongs to.

'Poof' is club for young successful men, who what to relax, get a massage, sit in a hot tub, that sort of thing. The members get together once every few weeks for 'jolly japes' and 'fun times', they even have special outings.

Radder's was enjoying a quick threesome on their trip to a theme park when Shark Powton, a well known killjoy headed up to him and gave him a official warning saying "I will not allow my members to be used in this way," before taking away their football. "You try anything else, and you are out."

Radder's was understandably upset by this, after all he thought that it was only a bit of harmless fun "The other members, who are more experienced are allowed to get away with all sorts and I yet I get yelled at for that, Shark is only jealous of my big balls."

If Radcliffe would like to 'experiment' further, I suggest he comes over to my house.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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