BUFFALO - Snickers, a domestic shorthair, has said he is planning to attack the human who lives in the house, while he sleeps.
Snickers said he is considering leaping from the desk next to the bed, or jumping from the floor. He said that "3 AM is the best time to leap onto the human. The surprise factor is priceless." Snickers also said that "the look on the human's face when I spring at him from around a corner, is great."
Snickers then discussed other attack plans, such as leaping from the refrigerator and the bedroom chest. He said that lack of predictability is the key, and that he makes sure not to let the human see any sort of pattern.
He then said he hoped another cat would come to live with them, so that he could share the fun.
