Written by Jimmy Jock

Wednesday, 27 February 2008

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Jimmy Carr was announced as one of the hated men alive in a poll of wild urban cats. They believe that his TV show 9/10 cats is insulting and derogatory. Carr was unavailable for comment yesterday but was said to be in a cat-astrophic state of despair.

A spokescat for Cats Against Carr (CAC) said that legal action maybe taken against Carr but would want an out of court settlement because judges in this country never look favourably on cat related cases because "their dirty spitting disease ridden c*nts".

I didn't know what news cat-agory to put this under

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