Repub Candie John McCain, self-proclaimed foreign policy guru, visited Iraq for the umpteenth time. but this visit is different. Prior visitations involved investigations into troop strength or morale boosting drop-ins on soldiers.
This time however, the Son of Cain, comes with a whole new plan.
McCain in an effort to boost his chances of succeeding worst President ever GW Bush has decided to "outbushwack"!
The Arid Zona Senator announced from a bunker under the bunker under the only supposedly safe house in the supposedly Green Zona: "I declare a One Hundred Years War on you, Everyone in Iraq who doesn't want the USA there! Our troops in the hundred thousands will be in Iraq until 2108 or later if necesdsary. I don't care if every ally has pulled out. as the USA Oldest President I say we stay until I am 171 years ...uh...YOUNG!"
