Ashley Dupré is an Obama Girl Fembot, says Hillary Clinton; all apart of a Left Wing Conspiracy to undermine her Superdelegates

Funny story written by Robert W. Armijo

Saturday, 15 March 2008

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Ashley Dupré an undercover Obama Girl Fembot?

Washington, DC - In the latest attack on Obama, the Hillary Clinton political campaign alleged today that Ashley Dupré is not a real woman (or a prostitute), but a Fembot (a robotic woman) trained at a secret camp run personally by Barack Obama. Clinton also alleges Dupré was personally selected by Obama to infiltrate her Superdelegate elites, eliminating them from participating in the upcoming National Democratic Convention in Colorado by helping them sabotage their political careers so they cannot vote for her.

"I have known New York Governor, Elliot Spitzer, for many years now," said Hillary Clinton at a press conference she called to announce her discovery. "I know him as well as my husband, even. I know he would never do a thing like sleep with another women to jeopardize his political office. It's all apart of an elaborate Left Wing Conspiracy to undermine my Superdelegates."

According to Clinton, the young attractive Ashley Dupré accepted the secret undercover mission without hesitation, further poof she is not who she says she is.

"Knowing of the dangers inherent in boinking a balding, middle-aged politician with a thing for 22-year-old pretty burnets, and we are expected to believe Dupré bravely penetrated enemy territory, crossing the New York State line into Hillary country," said Clinton. "Tell me. What real woman would be dumb enough to do that?" An intern, maybe, but not a real woman."

The Barack Obama campaign refused to comment on Clinton's allegations, saying they would not dignify them with a response. However, they did consider them as yet another example of the racial overtones the Clinton campaign has unfortunately resorted to in their desperate attempt to win the Democratic presidential nomination.

Reportedly, Hillary Clinton has ordered all her male campaigners to abstain from all sexual activity and sleep on the couch until further notice.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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