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Funny story: Aristocratic nutter on the lose in La La Land

Aristocratic nutter on the lose in La La Land

Richard John Frankenstein, 7th Earl of Lucan and renowned Satanist, is being sought by police on suspicion of crimes against nature. Authorities believe he mixed the genes of a zoo gorilla, his daughter, and cadavers to create two living abominati...

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Funny story: Coming soon to a theater near you

Coming soon to a theater near you

Young Frankenstein, starring Dr. Ben Carson as the son following in the footsteps of his father, the infamous scientist, with Carly Fiorina as his sweetheart Inga, Ted Cruz as the doctor's hunchbacked assistant Igor, and Donald Trump as the monster with the abby-normal brain. Here is a preview: Dr. C: Inga, what are you doing? Carly: Roll, roll, roll. I am rolling in the $42 million in seve...

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Funny story: I Will Sue University Of Texas - Frankenstein

I Will Sue University Of Texas - Frankenstein

Baron Frankenstein is to sue the University of Texas over 100 brains which have allegedly gone missing from its picked brain library. Victor Helmut Frankenstein, 12th Baron Frankenstein has expressed anger at the disappearance, which came to light a...

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Funny story: Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Republican geneticists have succeeded in their long term project to clone George W. Bush and Dick Cheney into a composite entity to enter into the 2016 Presidential elections. This modern Frankenstein, born in a petrie dish and reared in secret, has...

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Funny story: A Fight Breaks Out At The San Diego Comic Convention Between Frankenstein Fans and Count Dracula Fans

A Fight Breaks Out At The San Diego Comic Convention Between Frankenstein Fans and Count Dracula Fans

SAN DIEGO - Police were called to quell a mini-riot that broke out between the fans of Frankenstein and the fans of Count Dracula at the 2010 San Diego Comic Con. Brenda Valene Chardwater, a spokesperson for the Comic Convention said that it all s...

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Funny story: Subo-Frankenstein; or, The Future is Sewer Fat Filled Celebrity Shaped

Subo-Frankenstein; or, The Future is Sewer Fat Filled Celebrity Shaped

Thames Water, the London-based Filth Farming Firm, has reported record fat harvests this season. The company's Fat Force - their fat-harvesting workers otherwise known as the Lard Legion - have been working overtime in the sewers beneath Leicester...

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Funny story: Thanks Mary Shelley, For Giving Us Frankenstein, And A Reason To Fear Science!

Thanks Mary Shelley, For Giving Us Frankenstein, And A Reason To Fear Science!

It is all science's fault! It seems so easy, such a nice scapegoat for all the problems in the world. If we just go back to how things were before science, things would be so much better, sure life spans would decrease dramatically, but things would still be better. Ever since Mary Shelley gave us the infamous story of Dr. Frankenstein and his monster, we all naturally fear those strange pe...

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Funny story: Re-Animator Concedes Defeat

Re-Animator Concedes Defeat

Famous re-animation expert and bon vivant Doctor Victor Frankenstein today conceded defeat in his bid to cobble together a body from several body parts and bring it back to life using lightning and chemicals. "It didn't really work out," Frankenst...

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Funny story: Props From Ernie Kovacs, Frankenstein's Bride Part Of Dallas Auction

Props From Ernie Kovacs, Frankenstein's Bride Part Of Dallas Auction

Props used by 1950s television comedian Ernie Kovacs, including a gross of whoopie cushions, 25 joy buzzers, 5 black-eye producing telescopes and eyeglasses with images of eyes on the lenses, are being sold this weekend by a Dallas collectibles aucti...

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Funny story: McCain Mistaken for Frankenstein

McCain Mistaken for Frankenstein

Dallas, Texas (IPP) - John McCain narrowly escaped serious injury yesterday when a group of scientists in search of their lost experimental specimen mistook him for Frankenstein and threw a net over him.

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Funny story: Zac Efron works in Frankenstein

Zac Efron works in Frankenstein

Zac Efron will be working in a Frankenstein movie which is based on the novel written by Mary Shelley. The movie will expose a secret Mary Shelley's legacy has been hiding.

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Funny story: FrankensteinPower Monopolise Energy Market

FrankensteinPower Monopolise Energy Market

The multinational energy supplier FrankensteinPower now owns 98% of the British energy market, and plans to 'take over the world' by 2008, according to a report leaked today.

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Funny story: Big Brother 8 Endemol In Trouble Over Body Parts Donation Gameshow

Big Brother 8 Endemol In Trouble Over Body Parts Donation Gameshow

Big Brother creators Endemol are in the news again after a programme in which a terminally-ill woman selects one of three patients to receive her kidneys after her death, was given the all-clear for broadcast on

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Funny story: Young Scientists Display Lunatic Potential

Young Scientists Display Lunatic Potential

Scientists have beem amazed at what they have called "true genius thinking" at the 2007 Young Scientists Convention in Little Rock, AR.

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Funny story: Frankenstein Wins Turner Prize

Frankenstein Wins Turner Prize

Baron Victor Frankenstein has won this year's Turner prize. The Baron, who has described his work as "life, death and the anonymous imagery of the human unconscious, all tipped into a mammoth suit", is no greenhorn reincarnation freak; his pedigree t...

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