Child Admits Indifference to Kitten

Funny story written by Jeff Brone

Friday, 28 September 2007

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Not a PlayStation

Little Timmy Jonber of Cedar Rapids, Iowa was somewhat relieved that his presumed lost kitten showed up at this home earlier this week.

"I guess I'm not so mildly concerned as I was before. I'm glad he's safe." He added that he got the kitten, which he hasn't given a name yet, from his grandmother for his birthday. "She's like mental for cats, it's kind of weird. I kept dropping hints that I wanted a new PlayStation, but no way, she had to get me a cat."

Timmy then said he had to feed the cat "sometime this evening" and promised to make sure his parents took good care of the pet.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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