In what can only be described as Jethro Bodine (The Beverly Hillbillies) meets Felix Unger (TV's Odd Couple), Republican Presidential Candidates Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney angrily squared off today near Naples, Florida.
Tempers flared and punches ensued as the lumbering and crazed Huckabee, enraged over a statement by Romney that "Huckabee doesn't know anything about creating jobs; he's just a blowhard. Plus I've seen his stimulus package up close and trust me, that wouldn't get you to first base in Massachusetts."
It was obvious from the first in a series of blows that the former Arkansas Governor, slobbering at the mouth, with his tongue lolled out like a rabid dog, would win this fight.
He hit Romney with a crushing right hand that sent the coiffed and demure Easterner to the ground. At one point Romney appeared like he might regain his feet when Huckabee cleverly circled behind him and applied his legendary "Biblical Back Breaker" wrestling hold that Huckabee had learned from Ric Flair. Although this observer didn't actually see the final blow, it was purported that Huckabee hit Romney with a large bundle of Mormon pamphlets.
