In an almost-unprecedented event, the entirety of the United States seemingly forgot what it was that they were outraged about this morning. The phenomenon hasn’t been experienced since mid-September of 2013, and experts are hard at work to determine...
Following the success of my classic story Alzheimer's Cure Worries I have, in all modesty, decided to return to this delicate subject.
Top Alzheimer's researcher, Dr Brain, is working at the forefront of helping evermore people remember things the...
Media-Stats Inc. a data collection hub based in Burbank, CA. has revealed that the 1980's sitcom "Benson" is the least remembered show ever to air on television.
David Weintraub an executive for Media-Stats said; "To say Benson is least remembere...
When Joseph Brittingham was attacked and beaten by armed robbers in his Upper West Side apartment late one Saturday night in November of 2008, he sustained multiple concussions so severe that it was questionable whether he'd even survive, let alone regain his previous mental and physical abilities.
After over two years of intensive care and ongoing, excruciating physical rehabilitation, Joseph...
A Tory ex-Cabinet Minister has sensationally claimed that ill-health is likely to force David Cameron to hand in his resignation as Prime Minister within the next few days.
The claim was made by Ex-Austerity Minister Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenw...
Welcome to this month's packed news letter!
First out of the bag, is a letter from......er....Mr..er..Yes and he is not the only one.
We have sent Mr....erm... a whatsits name for....erm..Well that's the end of that thingy.
Now about the Christmas....what was it again?...Oh yes, the Christmas.....no...cant remember. Anyway, thats about it from the......who the hell are w...
Donald Riverton is upset and seeking counseling for a unique situation. The 24 year old school teacher, who is a recovering amnesiac and a school teacher in the Clark County school system, says that he thought he was marrying a girl who was pure and...
Detroit, Michigan (IPP) - Reporters have learned that Mitt Romney is so tired and exhausted from his political marathon that he has completely forgotten some of the political and historical facts from the last two years.
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career
Christopher Steele Expands His Farcical Spewing in a New Venue
Peter Strok Gets New Job
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Learns about 'Marxism'
Nancy Pelosi's Body is Much in Demand
Bernie Sanders Devastated at Lack of New Hairdo
Trump Slaps Huge Tariffs on all Foreign Cars Except for Russia's Lada
Hollywood City Council Votes to Turn Trump Star Into a Trash Receptacle
3 Doors Down, the Only Band That Consented to Play at Trump's Inauguration, Refuse to Play for Next One
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