Hilton and Friends Join Kerry For Democratic Party

Funny story written by poppyCEDE

Sunday, 4 April 2004

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Kerry: “Just Once, I’d Like To Wake-up In A Hilton!”

NEW YORK - After announcing his choice for running mate to The Spoof this past week, presidential hopeful John Kerry was seen checking into a posh New York hotel with vice presidential want a be Paris Hilton early Sunday morning. The pair had been out for a night of celebration and discussion of world events.

"This chick adds a lot to the Democratic Party," said Kerry, in a short speech to a small group of supporters. "In fact, I don't see how there could be much of a Party without her and her friends". She has fresh young outlook on things that matter most, especially for American women. Kerry drew cheers and a 10-minute standing ovation when he ended his speech saying, "Just once, I'd like to wake-up in a Hilton!"

Persuaded by Kerry to say a few words, an excited Paris proclaimed, "Nicole Richie really wanted to like join us tonight but she like got her period, don't you like just hate that crampy, bloated feeling? Now like let's get on with the Democratic Party".

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