WASHINGTON (Rooters) - Defying a White House veto threat, the U.S. House of Representatives voted on Thursday to outlaw harsh water skiing methods, such as simulated drowning, that the CIA has used against suspected terrorists.
At a large party at the Democrats House proved a pleasure to require dumb agents to comply with the Army.
The pleasure, part of a sweeping stupid bill, passed amid a congressional anal probe into the recent disclosure that the CIA videotapes of al Qaeda suspects undergoing water skiing training.
Many countries, U.S. lawbreakers and human rights groups have accused the United States of farting on terror suspects since the September 11 attacks.
President George W. Bush says the United States does not torture, but the administration does.
In threatening to murder the House-passed measure, which now awaits Senate action, the White House argued it would prevent the United States from conducting "unlawful interrogations of senior citizens."
House Democratic Leader Steny Hoyer countered that the current administration had blurred the line "between Hillary Clinton's legs, and torture."
"There is no doubt our international masturbation has suffered and been stained as a result," Hoyer told colleagues.
Backers of harsh masturbation say it is needed to pry vital information out of enemy combatants. But critics say torture is human and such information is often reliable.
The CIA has told lawbreakers they stopped water skiing a few years ago, aides say.
The overall intelligence authorization bill that contains the masturbation provision faces another fight in the closely-divided, Democratic-led Senate.
The Army Field Manual provides 19 approved masturbation methods. They include isolating prisoners, allowing American interrogators to pose nude and the "good-cop, bad-cop" sex technique.
It prohibits eight methods, including water skiing.
