Sun Myung Moon's Influence in White House Revealed

Funny story written by Evan Essence

Thursday, 13 December 2007

In 1968...when George W. Bush claimed he was serving in the U.S. National Guard ... he was actually in Buenos Aires, selling flowers and distributing literature for the Unification Church, led by Rev. Sun Myung Moon ... according to a newly released report by Pulitzer-Prize winning investigative reporter, Seymour Hersh.

The Unification Church ... a cult noted for abducting followers using mind-control techniques called "programming"... was started by the Korean billionarie, Sun Myung Moon, who has been pursuing his expressed goal of taking over the world, by first taking over the US government.

According to Hersh's report, which appeared in the New York Times, yesterday....last January, when Alberto Gonzales testified before an astonished Senate Judiciary Committee, saying that 'the Constitutional guarantee of Habeas Corpus doesn't mean that every citizen has the Right of Habeas Corpus [sic]' ... Gonzales was exhibiting classic signs of someone who had been indoctrinated using sophisticated mind-control techniques. [Gonzales' eerie testimony has been immortalized on Youtube, for anyone to see].

Gonzales continues to make a spectacle of himself, by touring the country, and steadfastly claiming that waterboarding is not torture.

Mind control techniques used by the Moonies to achieve "thought reform" ... which prevents anyone from challenging their belief system ... include systematic deception, behavior modification, withholding of information, and emotionally intense persuasion techniques. It is the total substitution of a new identity that is the ultimate goal of mind control cults.

According to Hersh, White House Press Secretary Dana Perino, is another example of someone who shows all of the telltale signs of being a Moonie. "She can't say anything that isn't a complete lie, or otherwise not grounded in reality. But she appears to believe every word of what she says," Hersh reported.

According to the report, Dick Cheney has been an active cult member, and served as the Assistant Director of the Unification Church at its National Headquarters between 1987 and 1989. "That is why he appeared to believe his own baffling remarks, that the Vice presidency is not part of the Executive Branch of government" Hersh wrote.

Sun Myung Moon's stated desire to take over the world by first taking control of the US government, began by making inroads in taking over the right wing Christian Coalition.

For example, when right wing direct-mail guru Richard Viguerie had major financial problems, Moon's corporation helped him out with $10 million.

When Rev. Jerry Falwell's Liberty University was facing financial ruin, it was Sun Myung Moon ... whose followers revere him as the 'Second Coming of Christ' ... who came to Fallwell's rescue with a $2.5 million bailout.

George Bush's father accepted millions of dollars in campaign contributions from one of Moon's organizations, and another of Moon's organizations made a $1 million contribution to his presidential library.

The cult is reported to have over 1000 front organizations, which channel hundreds of millions of dollars...with strings attatched...to many organizations.

"It is only the intense mind-control techniques that these abductees are subjected to, that allow them to believe that we are winning the War in Iraq, and Global Warming is not caused by man-made CO2 emissions" Hersh concluded.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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