Washinton DC (IPP) - The Pentagon has announced that the Geminid Meteor shower will be used as a weapon against the Taliban on Thursday and Friday when the meteor shower reaches its peak.
United States Army and Marine ground units have set up an invisible magnetic grid within its field of anti-Taliban operations that is designed to attract the Geminid meteorites and bring them down against members of the Taliban.
Taliban attorney Moehammud Shackalacka has issued a strongly worded statement protesting this new weapons system. He is attending the Geneva Convention in Las Vegas where he will file an appeal against the frightening new weapons system. He is spending a week at an undisclosed hotel in Las Vegas where he will gamble, drink alcoholic drinks, and attend a pork BBQ in his honor. This type of behavior is prohibited by the Muslim religion except in cases where it brings benefit to the Muslim state.
Moehammud hit the jackpot with a triple 7 on the Red White and Blue slot machine near the door and could be heard shouting out, "Allah be praised" as he collected his cash.
