Northern Lights Banned in Alaska

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Thursday, 13 December 2007

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Juneau, Alaska, (IPP) - The Alaska state legislature has unanimously passed an ordinance prohibiting the display of the northern lights over the state of Alaska.

As of January 1, 2008 the lights will have to move elsewhere.

Alaska residents have been complaining for years that the lights interfere with their favorite television shows and that the lights also cause static interference on radio programs. Another common complaint is that the lights keep people awake at night.

Alaska governor Dempsey Dumpster has already signed off on the anti-northern lights bill. The bill is unusual in that its language states that there shall be no appeal possible against the new legislation.

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