Bush and Gore squared off in the Oval office during the Nobel Laureates tea. Like a sugar rush to a diabetic, Bush began hyperventilating in a room filled with the nation's brains; his stance wobbly. A code blue alert was announced.
A White House usher carried a brown paper bag on a silver tray and Laura Bush followed with George's hula hoop, an emergency tool used to increase blood circulation. While brown paper bags have the Presidential Seal, the hula hoop does not, although it travels everywhere with the President along with the doom's day black bag.
The situation was not helped by the presence of a sneering Al Gore, recipient of a Nobel Peace Prize, Academy Award and Emmy for his work on global warming, also his opponent in the highly contested Presidential election of 2000 decided by the U. S. Supreme court.
While Bush worked the hula hoop and blew into the paper bag, Gore made reference to the Bush failure in the world arena where pockets of war scattered around the globe that could be traced to his doorstep, specifically Iraq and Afghanistan, adding remarks about the collapsing U. S. economy and the Polar cap meltdown.
"Government heads in your coalition have been drop kicked out of office like va, va, voom! Your friend Howard lost his majority as well as his seat in Australia. Even his ear wax eating replacement is going to sign on with the Kyoto Treaty leaving the United States the only industrial nation abstaining. Who'd of thought a turkey like you could produce so much failure in a nation left pristine by the Democrats?"
"Look, Mr. Hollywood Tree Hugger," Bush replied, working the hula hoop, giving a hip whirl, his hand holding the brown paper bag, inflating and deflating, "I just signed a treaty with Iraq. They're going to be our 51 state. Pelosi said impeachment was off the table, so I can do anything I want! That oil spigot is going to keep going full blast for all my oil buddies and we can have a Texas summer 24-7."
"Your hula hoop is slipping."
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