British Honeymoon Couple Flog Each Other In Sudan

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 13 December 2007

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(Dec 2 - Africa correspondent) A British couple in Sudan for their honeymoon, have become embroiled in the Gillian Gibbons Sudanese Mohammed the Teddy Bear War, and have asked for assistance from the British government so that they may return early from their trip.

The unnamed couple from Lancaster in the North West, are said to have fallen foul of local customs when it was alleged that, during a visit to a mosque, they said the word 'Mohammed' without first bowing their heads toward Mecca and uttering rants of gibberish.

In the melee that followed, locals demanded their executions, and in the ensuing argument, the couple flogged each other, before returning to their hotel and having a laugh about the whole stupid affair.

The couple are not thought to be in any danger at the moment as they have not yet called anything 'Muhammed'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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