Hell's Kitchen Chef Moderates Democratic Debate in Vegas

Funny story written by Bull Winkle Wilson

Friday, 16 November 2007

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"Fresh Ingredients from Scratch Needed in Your Answers"

"You candidates are all fake Presidents, and all of your answers are canned and prepackaged. I want you to use fresh ingredients from scratch from now on." These were the opening instructions to all of the Democratic contenders in the debate last night in Las Vegas.

Hell's Kitchen Chef, often confused with Simon Cowell from American Idol, yelled every question out to the candidates. When their time was up, he told them to shut up. He told at least one of the candidates they could use a visit from the health inspectors.

Mrs. Clinton made a point of telling him that not all great chefs are men, and he needs to have more women chefs on his TV shows. The Chef from Hell criticized Dennis Kucinich for not tasting the beef burgundy. When Kucinich explained he was vegetarian, he was told he must be a President for meateaters too, and can't just hide in his own little world. "If you can't take the meat, get out of the kitchen, you UFO nut!"

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