Emmaus, PA - Once the height of fashion, granite counter tops are going the way of the Studebaker. What's in fashion now, according to Ms. McBoobay, Emmaus real estate agent, are the old counter tops that were in during the 1990's. The cheap old com...
HOLLYWOOD - It is now official that Kate Middleton has agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of Gordon Ramsay's reality show Hell's Kitchen. A spokesperson for the show identified as Loretta Sue Piffkinhaus, 43, has said that Ramsay was finally...
MANCHESTER, England - Chef Gordon Ramsay, host of the reality show Hell's Kitchen, is probably one of the most hated individuals on American television. The arrogantly sarcastic-as-hell star of the reality cooking show, participated in a charity s...
LOS ANGELES - The executives of Hell's Kitchen have announced that two of Colombia's top exports Shakira and Sofia Vergara will be appearing on an upcoming episode of Chef Gordon Ramsay's show. Dryden B. Von Normandy, a spokesperson for HK, spoke...
TUPELO, Mississippi - Herman Cain brought his I Just Be Chilaxin Bus Tour into Tupelo, Mississippi. The town located in northern Mississippi is noted for being the place where back in September of 1863, during a Civil War battle, Confederate Gene...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI has issued a directive stating that one Gordon James Ramsay, age 44, and a native of Johnstone, Renfrewshire, Scotland, has just been entered into the U.S. Witness Protection Program. Ramsay, who lists his profession as...
A 27 year old ex Marine from New York put gobshite celeb chef Gordon Ramsay on the back foot by offering him outside for a serious twatting. Joseph, a contestant in Hell's Kitchen USA, wasn't having any of it when Ramsay ripped into him, looking f...
HOLLYWOOD - The F Network's cooking competition reality show, Hell's Kitchen has now become more popular than WWF, WCW, and WWE wrestling combined. The show's Naziesque host Chef Gordon Ramsay makes American Idol's Simon Cowell look like a little...
London - Following two weeks of torture, celebrity chef sackings and viewer votes, a winner was finally announced on the latest series of Hell's Kitchen. Following a tense cook off involving such culinary delicacies as fried egg on toast, jam butties...
London, UK - She may have been evicted from Hell's Kitchen by public vote, but Gary Lineker's 'glamorous' girlfriend left celeb chef Marco Pierre White in no doubt whatever about the size of her overinflated ego when he appeared to forget her surname...
"You candidates are all fake Presidents, and all of your answers are canned and prepackaged. I want you to use fresh ingredients from scratch from now on." These were the opening instructions to all of the Democratic contenders in the debat...
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