George W Bush may be constitutionally barred from seeking a third term of office but senior aides think that they may have found a loophole - Georgina Bush!
The US President, who holds the world record for loyalty points at the Washington branch of Missiles'R'Us, has been told that winning a third term could be a snip - literally!
Constitutional experts that were called in to find a way to get more Bush on the ballot paper have argued that if George Bush underwent gender reassignment surgery, he would not be the same person that stood twice before - opening up the chance for him to stand again.
With Democrats sure to pick Hillary Clinton as their Presidential Candidate, Ken Roczak, Chairman of the GOP's Polish Branch, said that if the President did undergo 'the op', "at least we'd have one woman to choose as our Chief of Staff".
However, one of the White House aides that commissioned the research has sounded a note of caution. "Our worry is that if 'Georgina' was on a platform with Hillary, after the event, Bill might want to 'give her a go'".