Democrats Are Appeasing Me: Bush

Funny story written by Felix Minderbinder

Friday, 2 November 2007

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WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President Bush compared Congressional Democrats to people who helped the rise of Stalin and Hitler in the last century, saying there will be similar consequences today.

"Yes, I am the new Hitler with my Zionofascist backers and extensive Zionofascist movement, and the Democrats keep hindering me although they have given me almost everything I need," shrieked Bush.

Bush thanked Congress of allowing him to attack innocent countries (Iraq and Afghanistan) just like Hitler did, and for passing legislation that erodes civil rights and due process, also like the Germans did in the 1930s.

"Unfortunately, on too many issues, some in Congress are ignoring the reality that I am America's fuhrer," Bush said during the speech at the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank.

"They ignore the fact that my War on Terror is really a war to grab oil to enrich fat-cat Republicans and Democrats everywhere," he chortled. "Halliburton and Blackwater contracts have made us all rich, not to mention the oil profits!"

"This is no time for Congress to weaken my ability to wage war, or to put the average person in jail indefinitely and to torture them and to place them in our concentration camps like Guantanamo Bay," Bush laughed.

"I am creating a Republican-Zionofascist superstate very much like Hitler's Third Reich," added Bush.

"Hillary Clinton has helped me all along, and we all know that Rudy Giuliani is eager to wear that cute little German moustache too," he continued.

"Hitler invaded many other countries to obtain foreign oil for Germany's war machine, and that is exactly what I am also doing for Exxon Mobil," concluded Bush.

"The real switch of course is that the Zionist land thieves who love to steal Palestinian land and attack other countries are backing me up this time and guiding my fascist movement," he added.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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