Are You Smarter Than A Super Model?

Funny story written by Nowido

Monday, 5 November 2007

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I Only Shop With Euro's

Gisele Bundchen wants to remain the world's richest model and is insisting that she be paid in almost any currency but the U.S. dollar.

Like billionaire investors Warren Buffett and Bill Gross, the Brazilian supermodel, who Forbes magazine says earns more than anyone in her industry, is at the top of a growing list of rich people who have concluded that the currency can only depreciate because Americans led by President George W. Bush are living beyond their means.

In a related story Kate Moss reportedly has said, "I'm sure glad I am paid in Pounds or my blow would be outrageously expensive if I had to pay my pusher in Dollars. Even Paris Hilton has reportedly demanded to be paid only in Euros directly from the hotel of the same name in France. Britney Spears when contacted for her comments said, "Huh?"

Through ISWIRE News a source close to Sir Paul McCartney revealed that he said, "Ha, ha. This will fix Heather but good." The source who wishes to remain anonymous reports the divorce settlement to be paid to Heather Mills was negotiated in US Dollars due to a recommendation made by Warren Buffet to Sir Paul.

Warren is reported to have told Paul that, "By the time she gets to money she will not be able to buy a roll of toilet paper with the total amount and you Paul will have saved yourself a bundle."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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