Britney Spears' Vagina Etched Onto Mount Rushmore

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Sunday, 7 October 2007


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Mount Rushmore, South Dakota (IP) - Britney Spears vagina has joined the president's faces etched out on Mount Rushmore in South Dakota. The gaping image of that now famous organ had to be placed there carefully so it would not sit directly on top of any of the president's faces.

Secretary of the Department of the Interior Demsey Dumpster said it was perfectly appropriate to place the image of her organ next to the those of the presidents faces there because more young people recognize that image than that of the presidents.

The image of the famous organ was built in record time thanks to a cave that existed next to the president's images. The cave had been covered with vines and pussy willows and so most people who were familiar with the president's images there had never noticed the existence of the cave until now. Dempsey Dumpster said that the coincidental juxtaposition of the combined images is nothing short of being incredible if not outright miraculous.

Dempsy reminded the world that Britney just solved all of the world's energy problems via the solving of the cold fusion problem and thus it would be nothing short of inappropriate to exclude that now famous image from the Rushmore sculpture.

President Bush has ordered that pink leaved bushes be planted above the new member of the sculptured group and that the pattern outlined by the bushes should be in the shape of a heart.

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