Britney Spears Vagina Slips Out Again, Man Claims Sex Tape Footage

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Wednesday, 3 October 2007

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Hello Britney, there's cameras everywhere, especially during sex

After loosing custody of her two children Britney Spears decided to go tanning and clubbing to chase away the pain. This is understandable after being the responsible one for the last two years it's only fair she gets to sew her wild oats.

And speaking of wild oats there is now a man claiming to have taped a sex session with himself and Britney. The man claims to have recorded the sex romp without the pop princess's knowledge. He alleges he met Britney in a bar at the Four Seasons Hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7. They went back to his bungalow and proceeded to thump the trip fantastic.

Britney's newfound freedom is already starting to show the signs of mis-direction, it's only been one day. CNN, ABC, NBC, and World News get ready this is going to be a bumpy ride.


From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
10.03.07

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