London - (Ass Mess): A former UK army chief has said the Bush Administration is "intellectually and morally bankrupt" and has fallen into a massive snake-pit of its own creation.
General Sir Michael Jackson (no relation) said that US fundamentalist evangelic moronic retards thought they could get away with re-casting George W Bush as a born-again God-fearing epitome of sober-thinking.
But instead they merely energised and empowered a psychotic lunatic hell-bent on re-enacting a pathological psychopathic agenda.
"He's criminally nuts," Jackson said today, "and everybody at the UN and in NATO always knew it, ever since the day JFK was assasinated in 1963."
Jackson also slated Vice President Dick Cheney and ex-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeldt for "Machiavellian agendas that make Hitler and Stalin seem relatively altruistic by comparison.
"If anybody doubts how sick the Administration has become the next few days may be an eye-opener," the General said enigmatically.
Those last remarks have been interpreted by some in London that Monday's Labor Day festivities in the US may be marked in the UK with the police arrest of Bush'a ambasssador to the Court of St James's - Robert 'Katie' Holmes Tuttle - who is believed to be behing a plot to blow up a London art gallery which is exhibiting a new portrait of George W Bush created entirely from hard-core porno pictures.
Tony Blair has become impotent.
