Marxist Revolutionary to Make Run for White House in '08

Written by Sal Manella

Saturday, 1 September 2007

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Is America ready for President Che Guevara?

Che Guevara,Marxist revolutionary and confidant of Cuban President Fidel Castro, announced today that he plans to make a run for the White House in 2008 as an Independent Communist.

Che is the latest addition to what has become a motley crew of aspirants to the office of presidency of the United States. "I think that I have just as good a chance as anybody", Che said. "You got Hillary Clinton, Fred Thompson, Obama, Mitt Romney. I am every bit as unqualified as any of these losers, and I am dead!"

Che has yet to name a running mate. However, rumors are already circulating that he has contacted Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Vick.

Sal Manella

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