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Suicidal Man Orders Chocolate Milk In Pub, Fights With Police

Funny story: Suicidal Man Orders Chocolate Milk In Pub, Fights With Police

A US man tried to commit suicide by cop outside of a Brixton pub and learned that not all police respond with lethal force as a first measure. Barkeep Angela DeBroder described what happened that night at Jubilee Pub and Bistro. "Anyone could...

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Drinking By The Sea

In a drive to arrest falling numbers of visitors to our seaside towns one such place has taken drastic measures to ensure it's future. Sleepy Salminton On Sea has declared that every visitor over the age of 18 can claim a free bottle of wine upon arr...

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Sick: Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Taking Shots

Funny story: Sick: Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Taking Shots

Miley Cyrus needed a break so her dad, Billy Ray decided to go home to northern Kentucky and go on a three-day fishing and camping trip. Of course, they did allow me, a reporter for $tat$, to go with them and use the photographs for a Family Type article. After the first day, they didn't catch a thing and, although Billy took it in stride, Miley seemed upset. "Look at that guy, Pops. Hey,...

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Indians caught peeing in public will be shamed on You Tube!

Funny story: Indians caught peeing in public will be shamed on You Tube!

The local Indian government of Rajasthan are going on the warpath hoping to stop their inhabitants peeing and defecating in public, which can be very difficult especially as only a few of them possess a toilet! One of the tactics being used is to...

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Man arrested in Germany, he was caught laughing in public!

Funny story: Man arrested in Germany, he was caught laughing in public!

Bitburg, Germany: A man walking in a Bitburg shopping precinct was arrested yesterday, ha was caught laughing in public an offence which is punishable in Germany. It seems the man left a pub stinking heavily of Bitburg beer (very tasty brew by the...

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Angry Man Lives Life to Fullest, Thanks to Television

Funny story: Angry Man Lives Life to Fullest, Thanks to Television

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It's been just over a year since John Q. Tickenbaum, 39, watched Pushing the Human Body's Limits on Discovery's Channel, but he claims the program fundamentally changed his way of thinking about stress and anger, ultimately transf...

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Forget The Angry Whopper - Try The Mad Mac!

Funny story: Forget The Angry Whopper - Try The Mad Mac!

DALLAS, TX - Who's got a beef? Mick Donald's, that's who. Never one to be outdone, Mickey D's has introduced a well-timed response to its competitor's angry whopper of a burger - the all new Mad Mac. This double-stacked, mouth-watering, mad as hel...

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Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on Barbara Streisands urine

Funny story: Josh Brolin commandeers submarine and fires nuke while drunk on Barbara Streisands urine

"Hollow Man" actor and son of James "Hotel"Brolin, Josh Brolin commandeered a US nuclear submarine during a nighttime drinking binge on stepmother Barbara Steisands vintag...

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