Obama Will Return Indians Back Where They Came From

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Tuesday, 28 August 2007

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But how will I leach money off tourists in Berringia?

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) - Presidential candidate for life, Barrack Hussein Obama, stated today that one of his goals if elected president is to send the Indians back to where they came from.

He said he would accomplish this by rebuilding the bridge over the Berring Straits and send the Indians back to Berringia. His staff would prepare each Indian a baloney sandwich for their long trip back.

When asked what would happen to the Indian's casinos he replied that he would take the chips and issue them to American blacks who claim they are owed reparations for their harsh treatment by present and previous generations.

Obama said he is mad as hell and was not going to take it anymore.

He said he will choose Hillary Clinton as his running mate and Jesse jackSIN will be his chief advisor. Once in office he will send gangs to reeducation centers and turn them into police officers. All current police officers will be relieved of their duties.

He will also establish diplomatic relations with Cuba and the Republic of Osama (Rhymes with Obama) and will consider making those two places the 51st and 52nd states.

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