Obama Campaign Coffers Swell With Conservative Donations

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Wednesday, 8 August 2007

Austin, Texas (IP) - Barack Obama's campaign donations are growing at a record pace and the bulk of the money is being donated by a surprising source. The money is pouring in thanks to massive donations originating from conservative sources.

The Texan Cattle Farmers Association and Lobby, a very wealthy conservative group, has alone donated 6.3 million dollars. The American Medicine Association had given 4.7 million dollars and the Ku Klux Klan has donated $147.33. The Klan's donation might sound low but that is a lot of money when you take how poverty stricken its members are into consideration. That is the largest donation that they have ever been able to gather up in their entire history.

Conservative spokesman, Pat Buchanananana (pronounced Buke-ah-nana-nana) explained that the long term strategy is to get Obama in as the Democratic candidate and then it will be easy sailing after that point on for whoever is installed as the Republican candidate. He says America is simply not ready for a black nor a woman presidential candidate. He went on with his explanation by saying that many white folks who claim not to be prejudiced would hate to see their children marry a black person.

The Republicans will use a political commercial which features a white woman holding her right hand in what has become the universal hand signal for "call me on the phone" that will be aimed at Obama. This tactic was successfully used in Tennessee last year and seems to have worked. Bob Corker was the name of one of one the candidates in that scheme and this can be looked up in any search engine Pat says.

In the Commercial a very beautiful and sexy dressed young white lady with lots of lip stick exhibits a provocative pose and whispers into the camera for Obama to "Call Me" and then gives a half wink and purses her lips. You can almost smell the perfume oozing out of the television set and the Republicans are actually going to include a scratch and sniff product in their magazine commercials related to this.

This message is very successful in striking fear into the hearts and subconscious minds as well as conscious minds of angry white male voters and jealous white women.

Some political observers speculate that Al Gore lost the presidential election 7 years ago because his running mate, Joe Lieberman, is Jewish and the mid-western and southern sections of America simply will not vote for a Jew, black, nor woman presidential nor vice presidential candidate regardless of how conservative that candidate may appear to be.

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