Washington DC - (Ass Mess): White House shock-jock Tony Snow is quitting his post claiming he's run out of money and can't go on subsidising the Bush Administration and paying for expensive chemotherapy at the same time.
"I had to take a big cut when I came here," Snow told The Hugh Hewitt Show yesterday, "in total about 10% of approval ratings.
"Well now the job's done it's clear I'm not going to be able to go the distance, so I'm quitting while ahead of the game and becasue I don't want to suddenly drop down dead in mid-sentence, or from a seizure, or something like that, right in the middle of an official press briefing.
"Maybe they could pay me a whole lot more. But now that Karl Rove's gone it's really a five-and-dime job.
"Don Imus is auditioning for the position next Monday and I wish him the best of luck.
"Because this lot's gonna really need it if Dick Cheney has that final coronary before impeachment procedings begin agaist out Commander in Chief."
