Washington DC - (Frankly Ludicrous Press): Despite the reluctance of an ultra-covert 'Deep Throat 2007' mole to play his/her trump card as yet, the growing mood on Capitol Hill this week is unanimous that George W Bush is an even worse liar than disgraced ex-President Richard Nixon.
"Worse liar?" asked a leading editorial article in cyberspace today. "Yep. No doubt about it.
"George W Bush makes Nixon seem like a relatively harmless, misunderstood fibber whose heart was basically noble and whose intentions largely pure.
"You have to remember Bush is a dry drunk who's gambled on the GOP managing to conceal his cocaine and heroin addictions.
"That's made him over-confident and pugnacious in the same way any boozer is when toxic."
For over a decade senior NATO military intelligence top brass have remained silent after their last testimonial in camera before a UN Security Council closed session about personal files held on Bush and the mobster cabal that bankrolled him to office.
And the 'Deep Throat 2007' identity has been protected via a huge disinformation campaign closely associated with a series of tactical blunders in the UK:
Such as the Hutton Report into the mystery death of Iraq weapons inspector David Kelly, the gagging of the Fraud Squad's BAE slush fund probe into Prince Bandar and most recently the cash-for-peerages investigation stalled by the CPS on Bush's orders.
"These have all been good disinformation campaigns for the combined world security agencies to complete their doddiers on the Bush Kleptocracy," senior Whitehall mandarins said today.
"We believe that when he's dragged kicking and screaming out of Capitol Hill and all the facts are made public, people's hearts might just being to thaw slightly towards Nixon when the connections between him and Bush2 are aired."
