Party Panders for Pushing Panties

Written by Princess Poole

Monday, 6 August 2007

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A group, who is tired of seeing things they wish they had not, is pushing the use plain white briefs.

Tidy Whities' member Harold Leggy says, "We are just sick of seeing exposed creasage as pants are creeping lower and lower. So please don't forget the undies." And if you are short on shorts, Tidy Whities has you covered just call 1-800-panties and they will send you a pair in a plain unmarked black envelope.

"We are writing all politicians requesting mandatory coverage. It's just nasty to have to look at plumber's smiles, below the belt tattoos and men's flashy boxers when their pants are unsecured around the upper thigh."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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