Stork Service Makes New Kind of Delivery

Funny story written by Princess Poole

Monday, 6 August 2007

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No More Babies: We've got Tacos

After centuries of delivering babies Stork Inc. has decided to call it quits. "We just can't stay in the baby business any longer," says spokesbird Sam Stork, "Hopefully the new product will be more profitable."

Sam is convinced there are two reasons for the decline in the use of stork delivery. Firstly, he believes many families are simply having fewer children because of the exponential increase in the price of insurance and education. Second many families are refusing to use stork services because of cable TV. Sam maintains watching actual hospital deliveries, screened every week day morming, has influenced parents to drop the stork story and just let the kid watch it on TV.

Sam hopes the new service to will be successful, he and his mate, Sally, are incubating three new eggs. "Yeah, I think the taco thing will work out great, everybody loves tacos. Since they get cold easy we'll just wrap them up the baby blankets."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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