50% of Doctors Graduated in Bottom Half of Class!

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Sunday, 24 June 2007

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Did your physician graduate at the bottom?

The American Medical Association (AMA) released shocking news today that only adds to the overall problems of America's broken health care system. According to the AMA, a shocking 50% of physicians currently practicing graduated in the bottom half of their class in medical school!

President Bush said that he was "completely shocked" by the news. "No wonder the healthcare system is in such trouble", the president said. Bush said that he plans to appoint what he called a "Medical Education Czar" to find a solution to the problem. "This is a problem that is fixable", the president said.

Not everyone is so optimistic, however. Vladimir Zenovka, professor of statistical sciences at Stanford says there will always be that bottom half, whether it is medical school graduates or police academy graduates. "This is a lot of hysteria about nothing and it reflects an ignorance of the most shocking profundity which goes all the way to the Oval Office of the White House", Professor Zenovka said.

Sal Manella

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