North Korean Strongman Kim Jong Il to Host Price Is Right

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Sunday, 24 June 2007

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Kim Jong Il, dressed as a stewardess in this undated photograph, will be the new host of The Price is Right

Breaking News! The has just learned that Kim Jong Il has agreed to step down from his position as dictator of North Korea. In return, the communist strongman will become the new host of The Price is Right, replacing the outgoing Bob Barker.

"The Price is Right is my favorite game show, and when I heard that Rosie O'Donnell might replace Bob, I just had to do something. My people got in touch with the Price is Right people and we struck a deal", the diminutive head of state said.

A potential problem is how will Kim be able to immigrate to the United States. With his past, it is doubtful if immigration officials will allow him to enter the U.S. Not to worry. Kim said that he already has a solution. He will enter the United States via the porous border between the U.S. and Mexico.

Sal Manella

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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