A source from CNN's phenomenally successful talk show Larry King Live, speaking under condition of the strictest anonymity, has told the Spoof.com that Wednesday's edition of the show will feature more than just an interview with hotel heiress and internationally renown bad girl Paris Hilton. According to the source, Larry and Paris will announce to the world their engagement and plans for a wedding sometime early next year.
According to the anonymous source, the marriage will be mutually beneficial. Larry is reportedly looking for a new, younger wife, and Paris has indicated that she wants to hook up with an older, stable, mature man so that she can "settle down a bit."
Sal Manella
