Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 12 June 2007

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Georgia Attorney-General Thurbert Baker says teenage muff-diving is a criminal act

Georgia - (Ass Mess): In a landmark legal ruling Georgia Superior Court Judge Thomas Wilson has ruled that consensual oral sex with a teenager is a misdemeanour and not a felony.

The decision means that Genarlow Wilson, a 17 year old Georgia man who was jailed in 2005 for 10 years for a night of unbridled passion with a 15 year old girl, could now be off the hook.

His aggravated child molestation charges, which were videotaped and produced in evidence against him, could now see his 10 year sentence reduced to 12 months.

However he still remains in the slammer because Judge Wilson's legal ruling has made Georgia Attorney-General Thurbert Baker so hopping mad that he is now planning on contesting Wilson's decision.

"Georgia law does not give a Judge Wilson authority to reduce or modify the sentence imposed by a trial court", an outraged Thurbert Baker told the press today.

"And while I'm Attorney General round here anybody else caught muff-diving with a minor will end up in the slammer like the defendant!"

But Judge Wilson has said that Georgia law is an ass:

"If the two teenagers had just engaged in straightforward missionary position sexual intercourse it would have been a misdemeanour, no doubt about it.

"But it's the extra shenanigans of cunnilingus that has caused indignant outrage that ended with Mr Wilson imprisoned for the ridiculous duration of 10 years," Judge Wilson said in reply.

"This has been one huge miscarriage of justice."

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