Olsen Twins Upset About Makeover

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Saturday, 26 May 2007

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Mary-Kate (left) and Ashley Olsen following the makeover

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, stars of the feel good, family friendly late eighties early nineties sit-com Full House, have announced that they intend to sue famed Hollywood makeover magnate Georgio Georgini for malpractice.

The twins went in last week for a total makeover and reportedly paid some ten thousand dollars each for the day long procedure.

"We look like dogs", Mary-Kate told reporters, as she brushed back tears. Ashley admitted that she had requested that Georgini give her a "darker, more mysterious look." However, she screamed, "there's nothing mysterious about a dog."

Georgini was unavailable for comment and several calls to his Beverly Hills office were unanswered.

Sal Manella

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