Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton underwent an exorcism. An official with the Clinton Campaign, speaking under condition of strict anonymity, said that the exorcism was performed in a Roman Catholic church, somewhere in the northeastern United States. Ms. Clinton, incidentally, is a United Methodist.
Eight demons were reportedly expunged from the former first lady. There are rumors that the eight will soon make the rounds on television, appearing on Oprah, 60 Minutes, and Dr. Phil, just to name a few.
One of the demons, who asked to remain anonymous has already come forth to discuss the ordeal. "It was terrible, man, you know. We were sent on this mission to torment and harangue Hillary, but I swear most of the time it was the other way around. I, and I think that I speak for everyone else, am glad to be the hell out of there."
Sal Manella
