Paula Abdul hurts "lady garden" whilst tripping.

Written by matthatt

Wednesday, 23 May 2007

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AMERICAN IDOL judge Paula Abdul has gone "Head over heals" over her pet Chihuahua and broken her nose, this being the real reason her septum is making its way slowly south.

The, normally, light footed pop star and professional dancer fell over as she tried to avoid stepping on her dog.

As well as the nose injury, Abdul, tore cartilage in her toes.
At first, the medics on the scene thought she was saying nose, due to her damaged airways, it didn't sound like toes.

She added: "I bruised byself od by arb, by chests, by waist and all dhe way down to by hib. I even bruised by little chubby Tulip."

Abdul said she would be fit to appear on last night's final of the show, as she had seen a nice young Doctor who had administered her contusions and even gave her a little something for her tender clopper.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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