Washington, DC - Members of the Board of Trustees for the National Park Services and officials at the U.S Department of the Interior today unveiled plans for a new Kennedy Memorial, to honor all of the dynastic family's many contributions to American society through political office.
"We anticipate a hip, sophisticated monument," said Park Service rep Linda Helms. Added DOI's James Flannery, "It should be a refreshing look on the National Mall; something which says 'come and sit, relax after a hard day'".
Gathered onlookers gasped excitedly as the winning design was unveiled: a thirty-foot high, 220,000 ounce colored granite and marble salute to all that the Kennedy family represents to America.