DC to Construct New Kennedy Memorial on National Mall

Funny story written by kegoguinness

Tuesday, 15 May 2007

image for DC to Construct New Kennedy Memorial on National Mall
The Winning Design for the Kennedy Memorial

Washington, DC - Members of the Board of Trustees for the National Park Services and officials at the U.S Department of the Interior today unveiled plans for a new Kennedy Memorial, to honor all of the dynastic family's many contributions to American society through political office.

"We anticipate a hip, sophisticated monument," said Park Service rep Linda Helms. Added DOI's James Flannery, "It should be a refreshing look on the National Mall; something which says 'come and sit, relax after a hard day'".

Gathered onlookers gasped excitedly as the winning design was unveiled: a thirty-foot high, 220,000 ounce colored granite and marble salute to all that the Kennedy family represents to America.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more