Delegates from across the globe met at the Summit Junior Prom this week in Shiit-on-the Charmin, Egypt. Already arranged couples and stags searching for partners negotiated their way around the resort dance floor once occupied by Antony and Cleopatra. Wandering about the edges of the floor, social reporters observed American Rice and Iranian Peez.
All present hoped that Rice and Peez could get together like Iraqi Beanz and US Rice did over gas production last week. But all were disappointed as the SOS from each country strategically avoided each other.
Rice said: "I chase only Chase Manhattan Bank!" Peez said: "My lady's come to me!"
Global war experts decried the pride of both eighth graders who avoided the big dance."This is what kills people in the millions! How could this big girl and boy act so immaturely? We will read about the casualties in the next war!": Global war expert Wee Picup-Dapeezes.