Bush's Vetos: Make Love and War and Babies Who Will Go to War

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Sunday, 6 May 2007

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Bush-Cheney Love the Fetus

Presidential historians will struggle to understand Bush's only vetoes. This president has only denied legislators stem cell research and an end to his four year war debacle in Iraq. Now he threatens to use his neglected veto power to prevent legislators from protecting a woman's right to choose abortion.

Presidential historian and Bush supporter, I. NohTink explains: "Finally we have a truly pro-life President. Clinton only made one child. Obviously because he preferred committing the sin of Onan. Bush got two for the price of the one time Laura let him. He protects the microscopic embryo. He will deny women control over their wombs if they threaten their unborn children.

"War on the other hand is a different story. This is the birth control Bush favors. He is hoping to control the world's population with his wars to make abortion unnecessary!"

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