Serial Abductor Strikes Again

Funny story written by Stumped1

Sunday, 6 May 2007

Late yesterday evening Mrs. Alma Louis of Atlanta, Ga. was abducted at the Denver, Co. airport. Authorities are led to beleive her abductor is a white male, 5"4", 155lbs and could be the possible suspect in a string of other cases.

Alma's daughter, Sammy went to the airport to pick her up, when she arrived her mother was no where to be found.

Area Police and FBI units are combing the area looking for a Tan Malibu with the word TAXI painted on each side. It was caught on video tape at the airport showing Alma getting in the rear passenger door of the car.

The FBI is warning all Americans to beware of a person in an airport holding up a sign with your name on it that you don't know. Authorities believe this is the abductor's way of enticing you to leave with him.

The FBI believe the suspect to be very dangerous and have stated he has a history of abduction. If you see this type car and someone who seems suspicious, please call your local law agency.

This is the twelfth time this man has stuck at the same airport in just two weeks.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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