What is a terrorist without weapons? Even George Washington needed weapons to free America from the British oppressor. So when the NRA fought this week to defend the right of terrorists to bear arms, explosives and weapons of mass destruction, their spokesperson Prymy Gunfrom-Mydedhan explained that his organization was just defending America.
"America began with guns and tobacco and slavery. What would we be without that triad of Americana!" When the NRA spokesperson was reminded that slavery had been abolished (except for prostitution for Government workers in DC) and tobacco was highly regulated, it took him a while to get adjusted to the idea.
He returned to say that now that two of the three American hallmarks had been somehow stolen from us, it was even more important that guns remain free!
President Bush who owes his office to Gun lobbyists who actually now physically occupy the oval office defended terrorists' right to bear arms: "I would never have been re-elected if it wasn't for NRA money and 9-11 inspired fear. Terrorism has been very, very good to me!"